--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Version 3.10 of the Jihad Codes. ---- Version 3.0+ by Sir Timothy Geier VR-3, VRDET(ret.) (Thanks Tim!) Version 3.1 by Lieutenant Joe Schneider (AKA Puppeteer) Omicron Squad, TRES Corps ---- revision history 3.00 Added to foreword. Cut beta revision history. Minor changes to some of the entries. Added email addresses and authorship. 3.01 1st public release, 11/18/96. Put entries in proper order. Added to foreword. 3.02 First released 11/25/96. Added to MST3K entry (thanks to Mysterium) Changed email address and added homepage URL. 3.03 First released 12/2/96. Added to magic entry. (Thanks to UpLink). Added Jihad page URL as a place to obtain Codes. 3.04 First released 1/13/97. Added to RPG entry. (Thanks to Cyohtee). Added to PSI and JW entries. (Thanks to Deadlock the Feral) Changed email address and homepage URL. (These are hopefully more or less permanent) 3.05 First released 2/10/97. Changed GG entry. Added to VECH entry. (Both thanks to Patrick Stewart) 3.06 First released 2/17/97. Added to ND entry. (Thanks to Aris the Galactic Dragon =) ) 3.07 First released 3/3/97. Created M$ entry. (Thanks to Operative Radagast, both for the idea and some of the entries) 3.08 First released 3/3/97. Deleted M$ entry. 3.09 First released 5/9/97. Changed TIJ entry. (Thanks to M Seu) 3.010 First released 6/2/97. Changed R&D entry (due to JAO name change). Added to VECH entry. (both thanks to katster) 3.011 First released 7/28/97. Added to ABD4 entry. (Thanks to Star Man of VRDET) 3.012 First released 10/6/97. (about time for an update ;) ) Created GB entry. (Thanks to Brynhild of VRDET) 3.013 First released 10/31/97. Cut foreword. 3.10 First released 5/25/98. Revised to reflect new Code Keeper. Added to SPG entry. Modified ABD4 to AB4D to reflect current convention. The codes will be posted every Monday to alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.tv.barney, alt.tv.dinosaur.barney.die.die.die, and alt.tv.the-jihad, whether or not it is a new version. The Codes can also be obtained at http://jumbo.sandwich.net/jihad/codes310.txt If anyone has suggestions as to additions, revisions, or anything else re:codes, e-mail me at puppet@salsgiver.com. 1st row : Beliefs & Attributes Beliefs about B'harnie and your attributes. 2nd row : Network Habits Use of #tjab, use of JihadWeb[tm], etc. 3rd row : Preferences What types of music, food, etc. are preferred. 4th row : Misc Anything that doesn't fit in the above categories. The codes are ordered by the (x,y) that is beside the code, x is the row, y is the place in that row. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feelings about B'harnie. (1,1) B+++++ I am the Purple Demon. B++++ I am the biggest fan of B'harnie in the world. I am totally spongified beyond any hope of despongification. Kill me on sight. B+++ I am a big fan of B'harnie, but there is still a slight iota of hope for me. Kill me anyway. B++ I think B'harnie's all right, but I'm not a fan or anything. B+ I think it's ok kids' entertainment. B I don't care. B- He's a little annoying, and I don't want my kids watching him. B-- He really pisses me off. I post to ab4d saying "Kill B'harnie." B--- He turns my stomach. I want to hurt that beast very, very badly. B---- B'HARNIE MUST DIE! ALL ELSE IS IRRELEVANT! B----- I am a Maenad. ?B Who or what is B'harnie? What do you do when you see a sponge? (not in real life, of course.) (1,2) SPG+++++ I embrace them as my brothers. I am a fellow sponge. SPG++++ They are my best buds. We eat Hellthy Snacks together. SPG+++ They're my friends. I won't hurt them! SPG++ I look at 'em kinda funny, but they're harmless. SPG+ They're just another group of freaks. I leave 'em alone. SPG Sponges are irrelevant to me. SPG- I give any sponge I see the finger. SPG-- I spit at them. SPG--- I rough up a bit any sponge I see. SPG---- I am a Jihaddi. Enough said. SPG----- I am a Maenad. Enough said. !SPG I prefer de-spongifying to destruction of sponges. Just how Feral are you? (1,3) F+++++ I am a Maenad. NYAR! F++++ I am a Jihaddi. F+++ I am tougher than nails. F++ I am a nasty SOB. F+ I am sorta tough. F I am a typical person when it comes to Ferality. F- I am sort of a wuss. F-- I am mostly wuss-bait. F--- I am a mega-wuss. F---- I am too scared to even think about hurting anything. F----- I am a sponge minion. Kill me on sight. ?F What's feral? How heavily are you involved in R&D? (1,4) R&D+++++ I head WEDJEE, TRES Corps Zeta Squad, Epsilon Labs, Verthandic Rangers R&D, or another R&D group. R&D++++ I do quite a lot of R&D work, and have developed a new weapon, vehicle, etc. R&D+++ I do some R&D on the side, it's not my major task. R&D++ I'm not too interested in R&D, although I like what they make. R&D+ I don't pay too much attention to it. R&D Just give me something that kills people, I don't care where you get it from.... R&D- R&D can bite me. R&D-- I think we shouldn't do R&D. R&D--- Why should we make something new? Hand me my musket, please. R&D---- Uhhhh.....what is this category about? R&D----- B'harnie told me that researching and developing new things is bad, so I won't do it. How well you function during the night and during the day... (1,5) ND+++++ I am CyberPyro. ND++++ I am at my best during the day. ND+++ I feel better during the day. ND++ I sorta feel stronger during the day. ND+ I don't feel that bad at night. ND I am not affected by the night or day. ND- I feel a little better at night. ND-- I prefer the night. ND--- I have been acquainted with the night. ND---- I am very strong in the evening hours. ND----- I am Samhain. !ND I have different powers during the night and day, so it doesn't matter. How long have you been in the Jihad? (not including months of inactivity.) (1,6) TIJ+++++ I am Lord Tilden Owsen. TIJ++++ More than 3 years. TIJ+++ Between 2 and 3 years. TIJ++ Between 1 and 2 years. TIJ+ Between 6-12 months. TIJ About 2-6 months TIJ- I just joined. I'm a greenhorn. TIJ-- Why would I join? What's wrong with B'harnii? TIJ--- Go away. People who join the Jihad really really scare me. TIJ---- How could I oppose my bestest friend in the world? TIJ----- B'harnii told me not to join, so I won't. ?TIJ What's the Jihad? How odd are you? (or you could use weird, strange, etc.) (1,7) ODD+++++ I am so strange, my life was used as an X-Files episode. ODD++++ I am known far and wide as the kook of my county. ODD+++ I am quite odd. ODD++ I am a little weird. ODD+ I'm just what most people are in terms of weirdness. ODD I don't care about how odd I am. ODD- I don't want to be weird. ODD-- I am slightly normal. ODD--- I do what I'm told, even by the kid down the street. ODD---- When b'harnie says, "Jump," I say, "How high?" ODD----- We follow the crowd utterly. I say "we" instead of "I". We think we should all be alike. What are your magic abilities? (1,8) MAG+++++ You name it, I can do it. I have very versatile magic powers. MAG++++ I can do many things with my mind. I have the power. MAG+++ I have some power, it's nothing great, but it's nothing bad. MAG++ I don't have that much power, but it serves me well. MAG+ I have very little magic ability. MAG I'm just a man. My magic is in my sword. MAG- I don't believe in magic. MAG-- Are you talking about Magic: The Gathering or something? MAG--- I think it is wrong to have magic powers. MAG---- I could use it if I could only pronounce it.... MAG----- B'harnie told me that only he should do magic, so I have none. ?MAG What's magic? !MAG My immunity/negation of magic depends on the proximity of the spell/ability/user. What are your PSI abilities? (1,9) PSI+++++ Beyond your comprehension. PSI++++ Quite profound. PSI+++ Very impressive. PSI++ Above average. PSI+ I'm developing them.... PSI I have none. My abilities are in my weapons. PSI- I wish I could do it, but thus far, no sucess... PSI-- You PSI people freak me out..... PSI--- I've never really liked PSI, I feel it to be a dishonorable way of fighting. PSI---- You are morally wrong for having these powers! PSI----- B'harnie told me not to use PSI, so I won't use it. ?PSI What's PSI? !PSI I'm not telling.... How much do you frequent #tjab? (2,1) IRC+++++ I LIVE #TJAB. I am on that channel every waking moment. IRC++++ I'm on there whenever I can, although I'll devote some time to real life. IRC+++ I spend a few hours on #tjab a day. IRC++ I spend an hour or so on there a day. IRC+ I drop in from time to time. IRC I hardly ever visit. IRC- I never visit. IRC-- I can't take it! That channel freaks me out! IRC--- An IRC channel against B'harnie? *shudder* IRC---- I wish I could take it over so I could kick you all off. IRC----- I am Lizzete. !IRC I don't have access to IRC and/or have never used it. How often do you use JihadWeb[tm]? (2,2) JW+++++ I am the Webmaster at JihadWeb[tm]. JW++++# I am part of the group working on JihadWeb[tm], but I don't own the pages themselves. JW++++ It's my default page. JW+++ I have a link to it on one of my web pages. JW++ I have it bookmarked. JW+ I visit it from time to time. JW I visit it when I can. JW- I hardly ever visit it. JW-- I've never visited it. JW--- It gave me nightmares! Take it away! JW---- I want to ban JihadWeb[tm], it's so horrifying. JW----- B'harnie told me never to go there, so I won't. !JW I don't have access to the WWW. How often do you frequent the NG of the Jihad, alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die? (2,3) AB4D+++++ I practically live on ab4d. AB4D++++ I post there quite often. AB4D+++ I post there frequently. AB4D++ I post there from time to time. AB4D+ I post there maybe once a week. AB4D I post there maybe once a month. AB4D- I post there hardly ever. AB4D-- I just post anti-B'harnie spam. AB4D--- I post make.money.fast shit. AB4D---- I post "B'harnie rules" spam. AB4D----- I am an utter sponge, I flame Jihaddi and I am most likely Indexed[tm]. !AB4D I don't have access to ab4d. How you feel about the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.. (3,1) MST+++++ One word:HIKEEBA! MST++++ I have many episodes on tape, lots of MST3K merchandise, can sing most of the songs, have the episode guide, and have gone to at least one Conventio-con. MST+++ I have quite a few episodes on tape, and some MST3K merchandise, but I've never been to a Conventio-Con. MST++ I have a few taped episodes and an MST3K t-shirt. MST+ I've seen an episode and I liked it. MST I've seen an episode and thought it was all right MST- I've seen an episode and didn't really like it. MST-- I heard it was bad, so I don't watch it. MST--- A show that makes fun of bad movies? How horrifying! MST---- I hate it because B'harnie told me to hate it. MST----- I hate it. I am utterly sponged. ?MST What's MST3K? !MST I would love to watch MST, but I sadly don't have cable. How much you engage in Jihad Role-Playing? (3,2) RPG+++++ I've written quite a few original stories, as well as participated in several ops... RPG++++ I've written for quite a few ops. RPG+++ I've written for all the ops I could since I joined. RPG++ I've written for one or two ops. RPG+ I've hardly ever written for an op. RPG I've never engaged in Jihad Role-Playing. RPG- I don't quite like JRP. RPG-- I am against JRP. RPG--- Writing stories that are against B'harnie? How awful! RPG---- You Jihaddi are freaks. RPG----- B'harnie says I shouldn't write anything original. ?RPG What's Jihad Role-Playing? !RPG I've written several stories, but have not participated in any ops yet. How much Good Food[tm] do you eat a day.... (3,3) GF+++++ Enough to feed an army. GF++++ My veins flow with Good Food[tm] GF+++ I eat quite a bit a day. GF++ I eat enough Good Food[tm] to fill me up. GF+ I eat Good Food [tm] about once a day. GF I eat Good Food [tm] about once a week. GF- I hardly ever eat Good Food [tm] GF-- I eat mostly hellth food. GF--- I eat mostly Hellthy Snacks. GF---- I eat only Hellthy Snacks. GF----- B'harnie says eat Hellthy Snacks, so I do. How often are you playing Good Games[tm]? (3,4) GG+++++ I've _written_ a Good Game[tm]. GG++++ Almost always. GG+++ Most of the time. GG++ Some of the time. GG+ On occasion. GG Sometimes. GG- Hardly ever. GG-- Rarely. GG--- I run away when I see the violence and carnage in Good Games[tm]! GG---- I want to ban all Good Games[tm].... GG----- B'harnie doesn't want me playing games like that, so I don't ever. How often are you listening to Good Music[tm]? (3,5) GM+++++ I listen to it so much, I can hear it even when I turn it off. GM++++ I listen to it as much as possible. GM+++ I listen to it most of the time. GM++ I listen to it some of the time. GM+ I listen to it from time to time. GM I hardly ever listen to it. GM- I rarely listen to it. GM-- That kind of music scares me. GM--- I can't tolerate Good Music[tm]. GM---- I only listen to wuss music. GM----- B'harnie told me not to listen to that kind of music, so I don't. How many Good Movies[tm] have you seen? (3,6) GMO+++++ I've seen them all repeatedly. GMO++++ I've seen them all once or twice. GMO+++ I've seen most of them. GMO++ I've seen some of them. GMO+ I've seen a few of them. GMO I don't usually watch movies. GMO- I've seen a Good Movie[tm] once, and I only thought it was all right. GMO-- I've seen one Good Movie[tm], and I thought it sucked. GMO--- I've never seen a Good Movie[tm], because they scare me! GMO---- My idea of a good movie is Manos or the B'harnie Christmas Special. GMO----- B'harnie tells me not to watch those kinds of movies, so I don't. What kind of fiction do you read? (use the highest on the list) (3,7) GB+++++ H.P. Lovecraft, Larry Niven, or similar "hard" fiction. GB++++ Douglas Adams or similar "hard but funny" fiction. GB+++ David Eddings or similar "milder" fiction. GB++ Popular fiction (Grisham, Clancy, Crichton, etc.) GB+ Typical, unremarkable fiction. GB Romance novels. GB- Soap opera novels. GB-- Tabloids. GB--- Sight and Sound books. GB---- Dick and Jane Go Play. GB----- Anything by b'harnii. !GB I don't read fiction. What type of vehicle do you drive? (3,8) VECH+++++ I am Samhain. Enough said. VECH++++ I drive a customized vehicle that hauls ass. VECH+++ I have a TARAV in my garage. VECH++ I have a normal car that has been heavily modified by WEDJEE. VECH+ I have a normal car that has been somewhat modified by WEDJEE. VECH I drive a typical American's car, no modifications. VECH- I have a car that gets me from A to B, but that's it. VECH-- Driving scares me. VECH--- I'm too dumb to operate a vehicle. VECH---- I just take myself anyplace with the power of imigination... VECH----- B'harnie tells me not to own a vehicle, so I don't. !VECH I don't have a vehicle. !!VECH Vehicle? Who needs a stinkin' vehicle? VECH-A I fly an aircraft. VECH-S I use a seacraft. VECH-SP I fly a spacecraft. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------