-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Version 3.13 of the Jihad Codes[tm]. ---- Version 1.0+ by Calculus, VRDET(ret.) Version 2.0+ by [unknown] (If anyone has this information lemme know!) Version 3.0+ by Sir Timothy Geier VR-3, VRDET(ret.) (Thanks Tim!) Version 3.1+ by Lieutenant Joe Schneider (Puppeteer) Omicron Squad, TRES Corps ---- Revision History 3.0+ First released 11/18/96. Maintained and created by Sir Timothy Geier, VRDET(ret.). 3.10 First released 5/20/98. Revised to reflect new Code Keeper. Added to SPG entry. Modified ABD4 to AB4D to reflect current convention. 3.11 Released 5/22/98. Cut revision history. Modified ODD. Modified AB4D to reflect developments with CGIab4d and massive spam in Uab4d. Added WWW entry. Modified IRC. Modified VECH for those of us w/ bikes. %) Added broadcast entertainment (TV) entry. 3.12 Released 5/25/98. Added to MAG (thanks to Mel Davies). Modified AB4D. 3.13 Released 6/29/98. Added to Version History. Added recommended display options. Modified ODD (Thanks to Maruchan). Modified MAG (Thanks to Maruchan). Modified JW (ditto). ---- Recommended Displaying If you're unfamiliar with the concept of "signature codes", I believe the concept was originated with the Geek Codes. Basically, it's a way to declare your acclination or whatever towards something or other. The best place to plop the little buggers is at the end of your signature in Usenet or e-mails or whatever. It'd be kinda cool if we could have a standard format or such, hence the recommendations here. I have the standard self-flogging one, which refers to the Codes[tm] on my website, the a'la PGP version, and for all the low-bandwidth Jihaddi the plain-as-all-hell version. ;) Obviously, you're not required to use this format, but it is encouraged. :) BTW, where the X.XX's are in the following templates is where the Codes[tm] version will go. This is totally for me, so I don't have to remember not to forget to change these in every revision that I change the ver. numbers. 1: Jihad Codes[tm] vX.XX [http://jumbo.sandwich.net/jihad/codesXXX.txt] -------------------------------------------------------------------- {Codes[tm] row 1} {Codes[tm] row 2} {Codes[tm] row 3} 2: BEGIN JIHAD CODE BLOCK vX.XX -------------------------------------------------------------- {Codes[tm] row 1} {Codes[tm] row 2} {Codes[tm] row 3} -------------------------------------------------------------- END JIHAD CODE vX.XX 3: Jihad Codes vX.XX {Codes[tm] row 1} {Codes[tm] row 2} {Codes[tm] row 3} ---- The codes will be posted every Monday to alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.tv.barney, alt.tv.dinosaur.barney.die.die.die, and alt.tv.the-jihad, whether or not it is a new version. The Codes can also be obtained at: http://jumbo.sandwich.net/jihad/codes313.txt If anyone has suggestions as to additions, revisions, or anything else re:codes, e-mail me at: puppet@salsgiver.com. 1st row : Beliefs & Attr. Beliefs about B'harnie and your attributes. 2nd row : Network Habits Use of #tjab, use of JihadWeb[tm], etc. 3rd row : Preferences What types of music, food, etc. are preferred. 4th row : Misc Anything that doesn't fit in the above categories. The codes are ordered by the (x,y) that is beside the code, x is the row, y is the place in that row. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feelings about B'harnie. (1,1) B+++++ I am the Purple Demon. B++++ I am the biggest fan of B'harnie in the world. I am totally spongified beyond any hope of despongification. Kill me on sight. B+++ I am a big fan of B'harnie, but there is still a slight iota of hope for me. Kill me anyway. B++ I think B'harnie's all right, but I'm not a fan or anything. B+ I think it's ok kids' entertainment. B I don't care. B- He's a little annoying, and I don't want my kids watching him. B-- He really pisses me off. I post to ab4d saying "Kill B'harnie." B--- He turns my stomach. I want to hurt that beast very, very badly. B---- B'HARNIE MUST DIE! ALL ELSE IS IRRELEVANT! B----- I am a Maenad. ?B Who or what is B'harnie? What do you do when you see a sponge? (not in real life, of course.) (1,2) SPG+++++ I embrace them as my brothers. I am a fellow sponge. SPG++++ They are my best buds. We eat Hellthy Snacks together. SPG+++ They're my friends. I won't hurt them! SPG++ I look at 'em kinda funny, but they're harmless. SPG+ They're just another group of freaks. I leave 'em alone. SPG Sponges are irrelevant to me. SPG- I give any sponge I see the finger. SPG-- I spit at them. SPG--- I rough up a bit any sponge I see. SPG---- I am a Jihaddi. Enough said. SPG----- I am a Maenad. Enough said. !SPG I prefer de-spongifying to destruction of sponges. Just how Feral are you? (1,3) F+++++ I am a Maenad. NYAR! F++++ I am a Jihaddi. F+++ I am tougher than nails. F++ I am a nasty SOB. F+ I am sorta tough. F I am a typical person when it comes to Ferality. F- I am sort of a wuss. F-- I am mostly wuss-bait. F--- I am a mega-wuss. F---- I am too scared to even think about hurting anything. F----- I am a sponge minion. Kill me on sight. ?F What's feral? How heavily are you involved in R&D? (1,4) R&D+++++ I head WEDJEE, TRES Corps Zeta Squad, Epsilon Labs, Verthandic Rangers R&D, or another R&D group. R&D++++ I do quite a lot of R&D work, and have developed a new weapon, vehicle, etc. R&D+++ I do some R&D on the side, it's not my major task. R&D++ I'm not too interested in R&D, although I like what they make. R&D+ I don't pay too much attention to it. R&D Just give me something that kills people, I don't care where you get it from.... R&D- R&D can bite me. R&D-- I think we shouldn't do R&D. R&D--- Why should we make something new? Hand me my musket, please. R&D---- Uhhhh.....what is this category about? R&D----- B'harnie told me that researching and developing new things is bad, so I won't do it. How well you function during the night and during the day... (1,5) ND+++++ I am CyberPyro. ND++++ I am at my best during the day. ND+++ I feel better during the day. ND++ I sorta feel stronger during the day. ND+ I don't feel that bad at night. ND I am not affected by the night or day. ND- I feel a little better at night. ND-- I prefer the night. ND--- I have been acquainted with the night. ND---- I am very strong in the evening hours. ND----- I am Samhain. !ND I have different powers during the night and day, so it doesn't matter. How long have you been in the Jihad? (not including inactivity.) (1,6) TIJ+++++ I am Lord Tilden Owsen. TIJ++++ More than 3 years. TIJ+++ Between 2 and 3 years. TIJ++ Between 1 and 2 years. TIJ+ Between 6-12 months. TIJ About 2-6 months TIJ- I just joined. I'm a greenhorn. TIJ-- Why would I join? What's wrong with B'harnii? TIJ--- Go away. People who join the Jihad really really scare me. TIJ---- How could I oppose my bestest friend in the world? TIJ----- B'harnii told me not to join, so I won't. ?TIJ What's the Jihad? How odd are you? (or you could use weird, strange, etc.) (1,7) ODD+++++ I make Keebler look normal. (NOTE: This one is impossible) ODD++++ I... am... a FREAK!!!! ODD+++ I don't know. I'd ask someone else, but most people run away when they see me coming. ODD++ I do have a few "quirks", yeah. ODD+ I'm just what most people are in terms of weirdness. ODD I don't care about how odd I am. ODD- I try not to be weird. It ruins your social life. ODD-- I am slightly normal. ODD--- I do what everyone else is doing. ODD---- When b'harnie says, "Jump," I say, "How high?" ODD----- We follow the crowd utterly. I say "we" instead of "I". We think we should all be alike. What are your magic abilities? (1,8) MAG+++++ You name it, I can do it. I have very versatile magic powers. MAG++++ I can do many things with my mind. I have the power. MAG+++ I have some power, it's nothing great, but it's nothing bad. MAG++ I don't have that much power, but it serves me well. MAG+ I have very little magic ability. MAG I'm just a man. My magic is in my sword. MAG- I don't believe in magic. MAG-- Are you talking about Magic: The Gathering or something? MAG--- I think it is wrong to have magic powers. MAG---- I could use it if I could only pronounce it.... MAG----- B'harnie told me that only he should do magic, so I have none. ?MAG What's magic? !MAG My immunity/negation of magic depends on the proximity of the spell/ability/user. MAG^100 I have so many powers I am an utter munchkin. @MAG Nyah-nyah... not telling! What are your PSI abilities? (1,9) PSI+++++ Beyond your comprehension. PSI++++ Quite profound. PSI+++ Very impressive. PSI++ Above average. PSI+ I'm developing them.... PSI I have none. My abilities are in my weapons. PSI- I wish I could do it, but thus far, no sucess... PSI-- You PSI people freak me out..... PSI--- I've never really liked PSI, I feel it to be a dishonorable way of fighting. PSI---- You are morally wrong for having these powers! PSI----- B'harnie told me not to use PSI, so I won't use it. ?PSI What's PSI? !PSI I'm not telling.... How much do you frequent #tjab? (2,1) IRC+++++ #tjab is my reality. I just escape to Real Life every once in a while. IRC++++ I'm on there whenever I can, although I'll devote some time to real life. IRC+++ I spend a few hours on #tjab a day. IRC++ I spend an hour or so on there a day. IRC+ I drop in from time to time. IRC I hardly ever visit. IRC- I never visit. IRC-- I can't take it! That channel freaks me out! IRC--- An IRC channel against B'harnie? *shudder* IRC---- I wish I could take it over so I could kick you all off. IRC----- I am Lizzete. !IRC I don't have access to IRC and/or have never used it. How often do you use JihadWeb[tm]? (2,2) JW+++++ I am the Webmaster at JihadWeb[tm]. JW++++# I am part of the group working on JihadWeb[tm], but I don't own the pages themselves. JW++++ It's my default page. JW+++ I have a link to it on one of my web pages. JW++ I have it bookmarked. JW+ I visit it from time to time. JW I visit it when I can. JW- I hardly ever visit it. JW-- Yeah, I go there to spam up the guestbook. JW--- It gave me nightmares! Take it away! JW---- I want to ban JihadWeb[tm], it's so horrifying. JW----- B'harnie told me never to go there, so I won't. !JW I don't have access to the WWW. How often do you visit the ng’s of the Jihad? [alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die], (either the CGI derivation on JihadWeb[tm], or Usenet) (2,3) AB4D+++++ I practically live on CGIab4d and/or USENETab4d. AB4D++++ I post on both quite often. AB4D+++ I post on USENETab4d and/or CGIab4d regularly. AB4D++ I post on CGIab4d every once in a while. AB4D+ I try to wade through the spam on USENETab4d frequently. AB4D I read USENETab4d and/or CGIab4d every once in a while. AB4D- I post there hardly ever. AB4D-- I just post anti-B'harnie spam on USENETab4d. AB4D--- I post make.money.fast shit on USENETab4d. AB4D---- I post "B'harnie rules" spam. AB4D----- I am an utter sponge, I flame Jihaddi and I am most likely Indexed[tm]. !AB4D I don't have access to U or CGIab4d. How extensive is your Anti-B’harnie webpage? (2,4) WWW+++++ If my ISP goes down, cries are heard ‘round the world. WWW++++ I have original anti-B’harnie content, graphics, CGI and Java applets. WWW+++ My page is totally original content and my own graphics. WWW++ My Anti-B’harnie page has a few original pieces and various links. WWW+ I have a separate Anti-B’harnie links page. WWW I have "Kill Barney Now" linked to JihadWeb[tm] on my homepage. WWW- I’m not going to waste my time and webspace on a stupid Barney page. WWW-- How can you hate Barney? And why would you make a page against him? WWW--- Barney says HTML is evil. WWW---- I have a pro-Barney page! Worship the dark lord! WWW----- I am webmaster of BarneyOnline. !WWW I don’t have access to the WWW. ?WWW Webpage? Huh? How you feel about the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.. (3,1) MST+++++ One word:HIKEEBA! MST++++ I have many episodes on tape, lots of MST3K merchandise, can sing most of the songs, have the episode guide, and have gone to at least one Conventio-con. MST+++ I have quite a few episodes on tape, and some MST3K merchandise, but I've never been to a Conventio-Con. MST++ I have a few taped episodes and an MST3K t-shirt. MST+ I've seen an episode and I liked it. MST I've seen an episode and thought it was all right MST- I've seen an episode and didn't really like it. MST-- I heard it was bad, so I don't watch it. MST--- A show that makes fun of bad movies? How horrifying! MST---- I hate it because B'harnie told me to hate it. MST----- I hate it. I am utterly sponged. ?MST What's MST3K? !MST I would love to watch MST, but I sadly don't have cable. What TV(broadcast) shows (if any) do you enjoy watching? (3,2) TV+++++ TV rots your brain. Read a book! TV++++ The only time my TV is turned on is 10:00 on Wednesday night. TV+++ We watch the Sci-fi Channel. You will be assimilated. TV++ I watch the Discovery and History Channels. There are other stations? TV+ I flip around, and will definitely skip MTV, main networks, and TGIF. TV I watch most everything. TV- I watch every show at prime time... especially Friends! TV-- Brenda, Brandon, and Dylan... I love you! TV--- I love the Fox network! TV---- I enjoy watching inane childrens’ shows with purple dinosaurs. TV----- I have a satellite dish so I can pick up B’harnie shows every hour of The day. TV-S Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! How much you engage in Jihad Role-Playing? (3,3) RPG+++++ I've written quite a few original stories, as well as participated in several ops... RPG++++ I've written for quite a few ops. RPG+++ I've written for all the ops I could since I joined. RPG++ I've written for one or two ops. RPG+ I've hardly ever written for an op. RPG I've never engaged in Jihad Role-Playing. RPG- I don't quite like JRP. RPG-- I am against JRP. RPG--- Writing stories that are against B'harnie? How awful! RPG---- You Jihaddi are freaks. RPG----- B'harnie says I shouldn't write anything original. ?RPG What's Jihad Role-Playing? !RPG I've written several stories, but have not participated in any ops yet. How much Good Food[tm] do you eat a day.... (3,4) GF+++++ Enough to feed an army. GF++++ My veins flow with Good Food[tm] GF+++ I eat quite a bit a day. GF++ I eat enough Good Food[tm] to fill me up. GF+ I eat Good Food [tm] about once a day. GF I eat Good Food [tm] about once a week. GF- I hardly ever eat Good Food [tm] GF-- I eat mostly hellth food. GF--- I eat mostly Hellthy Snacks. GF---- I eat only Hellthy Snacks. GF----- B'harnie says eat Hellthy Snacks, so I do. How often are you playing Good Games[tm]? (3,5) GG+++++ I've _written_ a Good Game[tm]. GG++++ Almost always. GG+++ Most of the time. GG++ Some of the time. GG+ On occasion. GG Sometimes. GG- Hardly ever. GG-- Rarely. GG--- I run away when I see the violence and carnage in Good Games[tm]! GG---- I want to ban all Good Games[tm].... GG----- B'harnie doesn't want me playing games like that, so I don't ever. How often are you listening to Good Music[tm]? (3,6) GM+++++ I listen to it so much, I can hear it even when I turn it off. GM++++ I listen to it as much as possible. GM+++ I listen to it most of the time. GM++ I listen to it some of the time. GM+ I listen to it from time to time. GM I hardly ever listen to it. GM- I rarely listen to it. GM-- That kind of music scares me. GM--- I can't tolerate Good Music[tm]. GM---- I only listen to wuss music. GM----- B'harnie told me not to listen to that kind of music, so I don't. How many Good Movies[tm] have you seen? (3,7) GMO+++++ I've seen them all repeatedly. GMO++++ I've seen them all once or twice. GMO+++ I've seen most of them. GMO++ I've seen some of them. GMO+ I've seen a few of them. GMO I don't usually watch movies. GMO- I've seen a Good Movie[tm] once, and I only thought it was all right. GMO-- I've seen one Good Movie[tm], and I thought it sucked. GMO--- I've never seen a Good Movie[tm], because they scare me! GMO---- My idea of a good movie is Manos or the B'harnie Christmas Special. GMO----- B'harnie tells me not to watch those kinds of movies, so I don't. What kind of fiction do you read? (use the highest on the list) (3,8) GB+++++ H.P. Lovecraft, Larry Niven, or similar "hard" fiction. GB++++ Douglas Adams or similar "hard but funny" fiction. GB+++ David Eddings or similar "milder" fiction. GB++ Popular fiction (Grisham, Clancy, Crichton, etc.) GB+ Typical, unremarkable fiction. GB Romance novels. GB- Soap opera novels. GB-- Tabloids. GB--- Sight and Sound books. GB---- Dick and Jane Go Play. GB----- Anything by b'harnii. !GB I don't read fiction. What type of vehicle do you drive? (3,9) VECH+++++ I am Samhain. Enough said. VECH++++ I drive a customized vehicle that hauls ass. VECH+++ I have a TARAV in my garage. VECH++ I have a normal car that has been heavily modified by WEDJEE. VECH+ I have a normal car that has been somewhat modified by WEDJEE. VECH I drive a typical car, no modifications. VECH- I have a car that gets me from A to B, but that's it. VECH-- Driving scares me. VECH--- I'm too dumb to operate a vehicle. VECH---- I just take myself anyplace with the power of imigination... VECH----- B'harnie tells me not to own a vehicle, so I don't. !VECH I don't have a vehicle. !!VECH Vehicle? Who needs a stinkin' vehicle? !!!VECH I have a vehicle, when it runs. VECH-A I fly an aircraft. VECH-H I have a Harley Davidson. (In a class of their own.) VECH-M I have a motorcycle. VECH-S I use a seacraft. VECH-SP I fly a spacecraft. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------