Jihad Codes[tm] v4.0 beta 1 -- Released 6-22-2000 Version History ---------------- v1.0 - v2.0 - v3.0 - v4.0 - Recommended Displaying ----------------------- As the JCodes[tm] are pretty much useless save for self-flogging, and .sig fodder, the goal for this ver. was to make it as non-intrusive and efficient as possible. In other words, cut down on superfluous (above and beyond, that is) entries, and tried Codes ------ Row 1: Jihad Stats Row 2: Personality Row 3: Various other stuffles [1,1] Time in the Jihad ------------------------ TJ.3 I've been in 3 years or more, where're my WEDJEE-brand Adult Diapers? TJ.2 I've been in 1-2 years, the cynicism is setting in. TJ.1 I've been in less than one year, i'm still learning. TJ I just joined, call me Damned Ensign[tm]! TJ-1 I thought about joining, but i'm too lazy. TJ-2 What? You're a bunch of losers! TJ-3 I'd never join the Gee-had! I luv Barney! [1,2] Technology Affinity -------------------------- TA.3 I am Jihaddus of Borg. TA.2 I regularly order from the WEDJEE catalog. TA.1 I own as many gadgets as I can without breaking the bank. TA I can live without technology. TA-1 Umm... how do you turn this on? TA-2 Give me a shed in the Ozarks and bomb-materials and i'm happy. TA-3 Ugg. Stick. Thump. Woman. Ugg. [1,3] Activity ---------------- AC.3 Multi-tasking? I invented it. AC.2 I post everywhere, see everything, know everyone, and do everything. AC.1 Every once in a while, I read CGIab4d. AC I'm listed on my Org's roster. Period. AC-1 *YAWN* Hmm? I'm still a jihaddi? AC-2 Bah. I outgrew that stuff months ago. AC-3 I might as well be a troll, as counter-productive as I am now. [1,4] The Cause[tm] --------------------- CS.3 I live The Cause[tm] at all times. CS.2 I'm a Jihaddi. 'Nuff said. CS.1 I serve The Cause[tm] at my convenience. CS The Cause[tm]? Yeah. I've heard of it. CS-1 I have better things to do. CS-2 Frankly, I kind of LIKE that purple dinosaur. CS-3 ...and go against Barney? No! [1,5] Magic ------------- MG.3 I am a sorceror. I can CREATE magic. MG.2 As a mage, I can do most everything i'd like to. MG.1 I'm still learning, but I can hold my own. MG I'm Normal (magic-wise, at least.) MG-1 I'd much rather use my physical abilities. MG-2 Magic is occult. I want no part of it. MG-3 Burn the witch! BUUUUURN THEM!! [1,6] Psi ----------- PS.3 My powers are beyond your comprehension. PS.2 I have some Psi abilities. Not many. PS.1 I'd like to start working to develop my Psi. PS I'm Normal (psi-wise, at least.) PS-1 I prefer physical methods. PS-2 I'm lucky I can manage my OWN impulses. PS-3 Burn the Psi-witch! BUUUUURN THEM!! [1,7] Combat --------------------- CO.3 West Point's got NOTHIN' on me. CO.2 I have some hand-to-hand, weapons, and alternative method training. CO.1 I have some martial arts training. CO I have no formal training, past getting beat up in school. CO-1 I can pick up a rock and throw it. CO-2 I run screaming at the first sign of danger. CO-3 Ooh! Pretty colors! *SPLAT* [1,8] Jihad RolePlaying ----------- RP.3 I have written for Ops and managed at least one. RP.2 I've written for every Op I possibly could. RP.1 I've contributed a bit. RP I haven't tried any JRP yet. RP-1 I don't have the time. RP-2 Why the hell would I do that? Only GEEKS Role-play. RP-3 Barney doesn't want me to imagine anything but what he tells me. [1,9] How do you handle sponge minions? ----------------------------------------- SP.3 Well... let's just say it involves a gun, a chainsaw, and a food processor. SP.2 If they're too sponged, then I plug 'em. SP.1 I like to beat them senseless. Well... more senseless. SP No sponge ever bothered me too much. SP-1 I'm nice to them. They seem okay. SP-2 Hmm... they seem pretty happy... SP-3 I start a game of patty-cake. They're my bestest friends! [2,1] Weird ------------- WD.3 I am Keebler. Ph33r the elf! WD.2 I've legally changed my name to "Weirdo!" to save confusion. WD.1 Most people tell me i'm a little bit strange. WD I'm no more weird than most. WD-1 I prefer to follow the norms. WD-2 I shop at Old Navy, follow every trend, and watch prime-time television. WD-3 I have NO personality whatsoever of my own. [2,2] Temperament ------------------- TP.3 I am one with the Universe. Nothing bothers me. TP.2 I am very calm. TP.1 I usually can keep control. TP I'm no more temperamental than anyone else. TP-1 I lose my temper occasionally. TP-2 I get pissed off pretty easily. TP-3 Ever see Carrie? [2,3] Scholastic Activity ------------------------ SK.3 I study all the time, constantly improving my knowledge. SK.2 I read a lot, mostly worthwhile. SK.1 Every once in a while, I try to teach myself something. SK Learning's a low priority after school. SK-1 Once vacation hits, my brain is jello. SK-2 I don't hardly bother when i'm IN school. SK-3 o/~ ...I love you... you love me... o/~ [2,4] Free Time ----------------- FT.3 I do it all. My off-days are more busy than my work-days. FT.2 I like the great outdoors. Hiking, camping, climbing, etc. FT.1 Sports! Baseball, football, curling! FT I do whatever catches my fancy in my off-time. FT-1 Whoo!!! Where's the closest frat-party? FT-2 I just sit around the house, picking my nose. FT-3 I play with Barney all day long. [2,5] OS Preference? ---------------------- OS.3 Linux. Go Tux! OS.2 MacOS! All others are just imitations. OS.1 BeOS. It's neat-o. OS I use whatever came with my computer. OS-1 I like Windoze98 because it's easy. OS-2 I use Windoze 3.1 because it's all I've ever known. OS-3 I use Dos v4. Put me out of my misery. [3,1] Boxers or Briefs? ------------------------- BB.2 Boxers. What a nice breeze. BB.1 Briefs. They feel so comfy. BB I refuse to answer such a stupid, trivial question. BB-1 Thong. I /love/ that permanent wedge. BB-2 Neither. *lecherous grin* [3,2] What would YOU do for a Klondike[tm] Bar? ------------------------------------------------- KL.3 Would you slaughter and dismember a certain Lavender Dinosaur? KL.2 Would you play patty-cake with a llama? KL.1 Would you stand on your head? KL Would you pay .99 cents? KL-1 Would you whine about nobody giving you one? KL-2 Would you grab it and run? KL-3 Would you cry and ask for Hellthy Snacks[tm]? [3,3] What's yer transportation? ---------------------------------- TR.3 My vehicle's heavily WEDJEE-modified. TR.2 My car gets me where I need to be. TR.1 Ever heard of a Yugo? TR I walk wherever I need to go. TR-1 My bicycle is my closest friend. TR-2 I love my tri-cycle. TR-3 I travel wherever I need by the power of my imagination. TR-M I ride a motorcycle. (additional vehicles can be added. Ex: TR.3 TR.? where the second group is the second vehicle.) [3,4] Beverages? ------------------ BV.3 Guiness[tm]. The beer that drinks like a meal. BV.2 Jolt[tm]! Gimme that caffeine! BV.1 All-natural herbal drinks are good. (Sobe, Snapple Elements, etc.) BV Water.. pure, refreshing, wet. BV-1 I like anything that's healthy, and has the least amount of taste possible. BV-2 Ooh. Gimme sugar-free powdered drinks! BV-3 Barney says I should drink milk. BViv I don't intake fluids. I have a direct caffeine IV. [3,5] Cinema -------------- MV.3 I LIVE Good Movies[tm], i've seen them so often. MV.2 I watch Good Movies[tm] as often as possible. MV.1 I've seen a couple Good Movies[tm]. MV I've seen whatever movies my parents and friends pick. MV-1 I worship The Horse Whisperer and Message in a Bottle. MV-2 Manos: Hands of Fate was the best movie i've ever seen. MV-3 Ooh! Ooh! The Barney Movie is out on video! [3,6] Music ------------- MS.3 Good Music[tm] flows through me... I hear it in my sleep. MS.2 I own quite a bit of Good Music[tm]. MS.1 I've heard some Good Music[tm]. MS I really don't have a preference. MS-1 o/~ In the Copa... copacabana... o/~ I love Barry Manilow. MS-2 Give me Celine Dion and I am eternally happy. MS-3 o/~ I love you... you love me... o/~ [3,7] Toons! -------------- TN.3 Anime is the animation of the Gods. TN.2 I dig some of the CG toons that are coming out. (Beast Wars, etc.) TN.1 I miss old Sat. Morning cartoons. (Dragon's Lair, D&D, Bugs Bunny, Garfield, etc.) TN Pokemon's pretty cool. TN-1 Dragonball Z is the best. TN-2 I always liked My Little Pony and Care Bears. TN-3 I want a Barney cartoon! I want a Barney cartoon!