Joe Schneider's biggest problem is figuring out
how to prioritize.  As a full-time system
administrator for a large beer distributor in
South-western Pennsylvania who also is trying
to start a retail technology store and VAR while
occasionally acting in various plays, comedies
and other theatre while being a member of a 
local comedy troupe which performs weekly in a
SNL-type show and performing his duties as a
borough councilman, he somehow finds time to
meet his deadlines (barely) to avoid imminent
death at the hands of Kat Templeton.

Joe recently moved to a rural-ish suburb of
Pittsburgh as a result of his girlfriend-slash-
unofficial fiancee getting a job out in the
middle of nowhere.  He loves it though, and
looks forward to making it official sometime in
the near future.